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'What's this?', I hear you ask. 'Nice-But-Dim... writing the mailbag?' Indeed. Could you think of anyone better than me to write the mailbag? Before you answer, it's a retorical question, you smart-a*se.
So what does my version of the mailbag contain? Well, what must a mailbag have? Logical letters... blah blah blah... good topics... blah blah blah... interesting opinions... blah blah blah... IDIOT MAIL! I know you've all come here for the idiot-mail, so don't lie.
Unfortunately, idiots and idiotic topics aside, we will need a decent subject. So here I am, having to think up of a subject for a mailbag. Lemme think.
/me presses big red button on the 'Subjectilizer'
Yes. The subject for this week will be 'Deus Ex'.
Wow, my creativity astounds me.
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Seriously, though. The main subject we'll be focusing on is 'Deus Ex: The Conspiracy'. We all dislike the idea of it being released on a console (well, I do, anyway). But WHY? Please tell us, people. All opinions count!
Of course, that doesn't stop you writing anything about DX in general, anything a bit off topic, and of course, everyone's favourite, idiot mail.
Can't wait, peeps.
- Nice-But-Dim
- Mailbag Writer.
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