This Is Bad
I said last week that I was running out of Serious Mail.
The situations gone from bad to worse. I'm now running out of any kind of mail. There was only TWO e-mails from Cian Hegarty. That's how bad it is.
Also, there was a slight error with deleting e-mails. If you sent e-mail before the 14/10/2001 (according to my date, but I'm the man who puts my clock back for more time on thirty day trials.)
Okay, on to the mailbag.
My mostly dear NBD
It's true that I had already sent an email to the current
mailbag's subject, but I believe this email should be sent. The entire fabric of reality depends on it. I can't stress how important it is that you read it. So I'll simply sit on
the corner and look at the wall.
But as I do it, I hear that girl from the Hong Kong club on my head, she says: I see you in the corner, smoldering, hostile. Everyone will wonder who you are. And she keeps repeating it, again and again. Every single
time I'm at the corner.
Ok, enough of this.
I must say that I truly am in l...
Sorry.
I was looking at all the threads on the OT Forum... and... well... do you think it should be created a dating advice forum? Or should the OTF be renamed as Dating Advice Forum?
Oh! I almost forgot! I must imply how important it is that you read this.
Well, that is because uh...ok. I admit it, I'm bloody
curious to know how y... sorry, how is the weather on Scotland?
Wargrunt (under effects of Transcedental Lag)
Bloody hell! I almost forgot! I think it's time for a new topic to the mailbag.
Switch to Decaf, Wargrunt. About the OTF, well... we're
all kinda losers. When we go to forums asking about our girl problems, that's a good example of how big a loser we are. But do I care? If it helps me get a nice, attractive girl, then indeed I do not!
Weather = Crap. Next question.
Oh, a new topic. I'll think of something after the fifth
mailbag. Things are heating up with some anti-console rants.
Speaking of which (*snigger*)...
Hello NBD, I wasn't very happy with Bobthedestroyer,
so I've written a nice little reply... Here's where I get a little nasty, cover your ears kiddies...
"DX on a console would be far better than DX on a PC."
Why? Explain this, you buffoon. It's better on the PC, because you have far more flexibility in playing styles. If I decide I'd play better with a different key config, so I can cloak quickly, I'll change it, put it closer to my strafing (direction keys). And I can move my view around quickly,
to react to things. Can you? No. The Console has far less flexibility.
"I am what you call a 'Console Zealot',"
No, the phrases are:
'PC Zealot'
'Console-Whore'
Note the difference...
"but consoles are far better than PCs."
I'm not even going to dignify this with a witty retort...
"PC = A Virgin wearing glasses in a dark room, glued
to a PC screen when he should be doing his homework. Alone in his room."
Really? Doesn't sound like me, and I'm a PC type person...
First, I'm not a virgin. I only wear glasses when I need to (and that ain't often), my room is well lit, I don't have homework to do very often, being in College, and I'm not very often alone, my friends are round most nights...and we drink lager, play PC games, play poker, and have a laugh. You live a
very sheltered life when it comes to computers. Loser.
"Console = A group of people up for a laugh, that have actually got girlfriends, and are plotting on the next move, drinking Budwieser and having fun."
Right. For a start, this is bs. Most of my friends with consoles play alone, and don't have girlfriends. And I know a lot of people with consoles.
"See where this is getting? While maybe Consoles don't have the 'important' controls like a mouse or keyboard, it has the social element that PCs lack. For that, DX would be better on a PC."
Your frightening grasp of the english language shocks me. Oh, and one thing... *points and laughs at console users* We can make mods, can you (without using PC's) ?
DarthBane
P.S. I take back my previous post, I'm *NOT* going to buy a PS2 anymore. I'll just buy more copies of both DX games. I'm like that. I like companies that make good games, and I like to support them.
P.P.S. I don't like Console-whores.
Thanks, lenin. (Forumers will know) EAT THAT, CONSOLE
LIKER! Usually, I'd have some witty comment that TRM would think is funny, but is actually as funny as a hole in a parachute, but no need. This e-mail does it all.
Okay... now... Idiot Mail...
*GASP*
NO IDIOT MAIL? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. COULD SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY
HAVE LISTENED TO MY PREVIOUS RANT?
Oh, wait... just when you thought there was no idiots. The
only time I'm glad Cian exists...
CIAN HEGARTY MAIL
Are there any good mods out for deus ex yet and when are more being released?
No. Dunno. Next.
CIAN HEGARTY MAIL OF THE DAY
hi i finally got past the second level, you see all i had to do was kill anna then carry her around with me so i could see her breasts all the time, ahhh but i'm stuck again, in the subway station where there is hostages are when i throw a lam down everytrhing blows up including me when i run trough the lasers, see the thing is i couldn't be fuc**d to use the things to stop it lIKE WHAY ISD DA POINT.
Are you sure you took my advice last week?
Yes. That's us. We're done.
Oh, actually, one more note. The next mailbag will be up
next Friday. Then, it shall be weekly, not any-time-NBD-can-be-arsed-to-do-the-mailbag. Not bad, actually. You come home from the weekend and get to laugh at the article for a whole two days. I'm lovin' it!
And please, more e-mail! I'm far wittier than that guy that
does the mailbag for that other site. So what if he has a trout? I have Mini-NBD!
Thank you for testing the mailbag. Don't test it too much, though. You might break it.
Okay, that's us done for this week. E-mail us for more juicy opinions on Consoles and DX.
Ta ta!
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